A Sans-Serif Font and a Sans-Serious Secretary of State
Even the straight news reporters who wrote articles in The Guardian and The New York Times failed to conceal their bemused confusion when reporting on US Secretary of State Marco Rubio's announcement early this week that his department will henceforth return to using Times New Roman rather than the Calibri font. Yes, the story truly is that stupid, but that is Rubio's world in late 2025. Not that the font change itself deserves much discussion, given Rubio's claim that the now-returned-to-its-rightful-place-of-greatness font "restore[s] decorum and professionalism to" State's printed communication. Sure. Also, he claimed that it was "wasteful" to have changed to Calibri in the first place, which evidently means that it costs money -- or at least Rubio is willing to stand publicly beyond the claim that it costs money -- to have changed the font, which means that it will cost money to switch it back. I guess two wastes make an efficient, or ...