Re the Faux Nobel, "Don't Be That Guy," Sez That Guy
Trigger warning: After warming up with some relatively pedestrian backstory, this column becomes a full-on festival of sarcasm. Richly deserved sarcasm, to be sure, but even by my standards, today is a lot. Proceed at your own risk. The Prizes from Norway and Sweden have now been handed out for 2026, and as everyone knows, the big news was that Donald Trump again did not win the Nobel Peace Prize that Barack Obama once won. That this outcome could surprise no one with a working brain did not, of course, stop Trump from melting down. Almost immediately after not winning, he and his Administration decided to " get medieval " on the International Criminal Court, which is one of the former professional homes of the person who did win the prize , "Navanethem 'Navi' Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law," according to the prize committee's press release. Again, that is the big news on the Nobel front, as it should be. I, however, ...